A-Cute Angle

mortalityplays:

3liza:

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u know it smells crazy in there

underwater odour, underwater funk

stinking up his bubble like an underwater skunk

underwater thesis, he won’t underwater flunk

already published papers but they underwater stunk

keepcalmandcarriefischer:
“basedpidgeot:
“ robdelaney:
“ is this real
”
yes
”
My sibling in christ, this post is from 2012. This is horse plinko’s grandfather
”

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

basedpidgeot:

robdelaney:

is this real

yes

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My sibling in christ, this post is from 2012. This is horse plinko’s grandfather

officialspec:

officialspec:

officialspec:

oh the notes bubble is disgusting. get that out of my sight

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yuck. euggh. bleughf

this is NOT healthy and actually extremely stressful for the animal. please let them freeroam this is actually sickening

skelegun:

armedandgayngerous:

daco-broman:

tilthat:

TIL that the Hoover Dam is expected to be one of the last remaining visible structures from our species, and it contains a star map that if no other means were available, could be used to determine the exact date on which Hoover Dam was completed.

via reddit.com

we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation

yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born

They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic

hedge-rambles:
“funnypages:
““I can’t tell if this aged like wine or like milk.
”
Betty #46
”
I went on snopes and like, yeah no this was genuinely published in 1997, somehow
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hedge-rambles:

funnypages:

I can’t tell if this aged like wine or like milk.

Betty #46

Apollo and the gift of prophecy dodgeball meme with the victims labelled "betty comics writers in 1997"

I went on snopes and like, yeah no this was genuinely published in 1997, somehow

willypadilly:

willypadilly:

effemimaniac:

makel-grax:

nutellabreakfast:

effemimaniac:

effemimaniac:

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.

that’s dong and gong. bong means neither of those things

This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.

I’m naked.

amemait:

cikero:

my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor

Page not found huh?

jabberwockypie:

teddy-stonehill:

teddy-stonehill:

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I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

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I feel this spawns a new interpretation, where Athena, despite being the goddess of wisdom, liked owls the way you love a really exceptionally stupid cat.

rthko:

Women light up the world. That’s why it’s called Broad daylight.