Nellie | 21 | She/They
u know it smells crazy in there
underwater odour, underwater funk
stinking up his bubble like an underwater skunk
underwater thesis, he won’t underwater flunk
already published papers but they underwater stunk
oh the notes bubble is disgusting. get that out of my sight
yuck. euggh. bleughf
this is NOT healthy and actually extremely stressful for the animal. please let them freeroam this is actually sickening
via reddit.com
we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation
yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born
They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic
I can’t tell if this aged like wine or like milk.
Betty #46
I went on snopes and like, yeah no this was genuinely published in 1997, somehow
hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative
hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly
this is how eve got expelled from Eden
I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.
that’s dong and gong. bong means neither of those things
This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.
I’m naked.
I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.
I feel this spawns a new interpretation, where Athena, despite being the goddess of wisdom, liked owls the way you love a really exceptionally stupid cat.
Women light up the world. That’s why it’s called Broad daylight.